(This is a serious article. To see the gag plan filed with the University of Florida, click here)
So it finally happened, huh? You thought all those dorks running around playing Cops and Robbers: Zombie Edition were just wasting their time preparing for nothing. Well, it turned out that Zombies were real. Or, in an effort to be fair to any Zombies reading this page, “individuals suffering from ‘Zombie Behavior Spectrum Disorder’” were real. If you are living in the Sunshine state, and want to keep your tasty little brains in your skull where they belong, then you will heed this list of Survival tips, as suggested to Brasky by survivalist and redneck Patrick ‘Speedy’ Ross. +Continue Reading
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Filthy bum gets humped by best friend in public. Cameras roll.
Last week I was talking to my boss in our office in downtown Miami office when suddenly something caught his eye – “…wait–is that really happening?” I follow his gaze out the window to spot a man getting vigorously humped by a large black dog — right on the sidewalk on Miami’s otherwise-posh Brickell Avenue.
This is a picture of a man getting humped by a dog.
Instinctively, I exploded out of the office with camera phone in hand and joined a small group of bystanders, all scrambling for a picture and/or an eyeful of the spectacle. The bum seemed at least 2 intoxicants removed from reality, so I was able to casually shoot the following clip….
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THIS JUST IN: FLORIDA NOW 35% COVERED IN WRITHING, ANGRY SNAKES
Pet pythons placed in peri-urban waterways have found their way to the Everglades, and are thus slowly winding their way around Mother Nature’s pale, exposed throat, settling in for a joyless, reptilian kill. Many thought it a hoax when five years ago, a difficult to comprehend photograph surfaced on the internet… one in which a fifteen to twenty foot long snake had apparently consumed a sizable alligator, but in the last frantic throes of the insanity of death, the alligator had exploded from the gullet of the snake, leaving behind a pile of gore the likes of which not seen since Vietnam. Mankind is now embroiled in a war with an enemy which society has used as a symbol of evil since the dawn of time, and the battleground is America’s last bastion of child-friendly entertainment.
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I am trying hard not to slip into an episode of caps lock right now. But I have received news of an amazing raffle going on here in the gunshine state. FloridaInshoreAngler.com is raffling this thing:
Is that a….CHOPPER MADE OUT OF A GATOR? SORRY I COULD NOT TYPE IT WITHOUT CAPS. BUT WHAT IS THIS CROC ROCKET (HAH) (HAH) WORTH???
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I have viewed all the tits there are to view on StumbleUpon.
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While we like to keep things light around here, we have a serious warning. Pandas have escaped onto the Internet and are ravenously consuming data with their bone crushing jaws, bamboo-obliterating incisors, and incendiary temperaments. That is, our friends at Grooveshark would like you to believe that. This past week they issued an advisory to users to upgrade their version of Flash to protect users from a emerging security vulnerability that exposes users to risk of viruses, worms, and–yes–pandas.
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