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Spam Folder Gold

Undesirable aspects of email tend to come and go as the very utility of the email provider changes… we now have a fully capable modicum of chat, a social networking avenue, the ability to edit ‘social bookmarks’, fastidiously targeted ads, efficient translation capability, the ability to archive limitless amounts of attachments… all of these assist in better occupying our time spent in email. Although my aunt still occasionally forwards me chain letters about how fifty people praying simultaneously will save the life of a Nigerian monarch that will split a million dollars among the devout, one thing that still remains, and may always remain a part of email, is the presence of spam. That hit or miss folder full of weekly mailings, indecipherable ramblings in comments on nearly defunct myspace accounts, and ridiculous ploys for pyramid schemes still seems to accumulate fodder, 15 years after the first groan-worthy garbage hit inboxes. But not all are total wastes of time… what follows are a few of the more interesting ‘messages’ that have come through Brasky’s email recently.

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Gator Chopper Raffle (Of course!)

I am trying hard not to slip into an episode of caps lock right now. But I have received news of an amazing raffle going on here in the gunshine state. FloridaInshoreAngler.com is raffling this thing:

Is that a….CHOPPER MADE OUT OF A GATOR? SORRY I COULD NOT TYPE IT WITHOUT CAPS. BUT WHAT IS THIS CROC ROCKET (HAH) (HAH) WORTH???
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Amazing (Real) Google Searches

Ever wondered what people search for on the Internet when they believe no one’s “looking”? If you work as an SEO (search engine optimization analyst), you have probably undertaken the dubious task of looking through databases of real search queries. Usually they are boring and practical, but occasionally there are some keywords so extraordinarily vulgar or inexplicable, that they beg for your contemplation.

And thus, SEOLOL.net was born.

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