Pandas to Gently Gnaw on Your Data?

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By Derek


While we like to keep things light around here, we have a serious warning. Pandas have escaped onto the Internet and are ravenously consuming data with their bone crushing jaws, bamboo-obliterating incisors, and incendiary temperaments. That is, our friends at Grooveshark would like you to believe that. This past week they issued an advisory to users to upgrade their version of Flash to protect users from a emerging security vulnerability that exposes users to risk of viruses, worms, and–yes–pandas.

This means one of two things is true. 1) You should upgrade Flash and/or buy a shotgun, or 2) Grooveshark is run by idiosyncratic Internet nerds. If they’re anything like us….

Upgrade flash. Upgrade shotgun.

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6 Comments

  1. Miguel says:

    I GOTTA UPGRADE….

    but I hope there’s protection against RED PANDAS

    They’re red…wtf

  2. Derek says:

    what a jerk panda

  3. Aaron says:

    keep in mind that pandas are in fact bears. big, shitty, black and white bears, but still ursa.

  4. Dylan says:

    That’s a Commie panda if I’ve ever seen one.

  5. Nikki says:

    Haha, yes! Commencing o_O tag.

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