10% Completion of the Internet

I have viewed all the tits there are to view on StumbleUpon.
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Ever wondered what people search for on the Internet when they believe no one’s “looking”? If you work as an SEO (search engine optimization analyst), you have probably undertaken the dubious task of looking through databases of real search queries. Usually they are boring and practical, but occasionally there are some keywords so extraordinarily vulgar or inexplicable, that they beg for your contemplation.
And thus, SEOLOL.net was born.

While we like to keep things light around here, we have a serious warning. Pandas have escaped onto the Internet and are ravenously consuming data with their bone crushing jaws, bamboo-obliterating incisors, and incendiary temperaments. That is, our friends at Grooveshark would like you to believe that. This past week they issued an advisory to users to upgrade their version of Flash to protect users from a emerging security vulnerability that exposes users to risk of viruses, worms, and–yes–pandas.
JUDGE THIS PUG!
COME ON, YOU MEME LOVING BASTARDS! DO YOUR WORST.
HERE IS A LINK TO THE ORIGINAL PICTURE
AND GO

Two Fingers Vs. Sway – That Girl (Spor Remix)
Cocorosie – Warewolf (Omega Remix)
Larry Tee – Hipster Girl (Evol Intent Remix)
Britney Spears – Womanizer (Borgore Remix)
La Roux – I’m Not Your Toy (Nero Remix)
Portishead – Roads (HavocNdeeD Remix)
Theresa Joy – Vindicta (HavocNdeeD Remix)
And if those aren’t enough, here’s a wtf video:
Meme mashupz:

Mark our words: 2010 will be the year of the stream. Music stream services are emerging every month, busy negotiating agreements that keep their inventories growing.

With services like Pandora, imeem, Spotify, LaLa, and Grooveshark breaking onto the scene, it’s becoming increasingly easy to find music online.
Ever wonder why you can’t just “record” the music as it comes in? Well, you can. Here’s how.
Capturing Streams
Turns out there are many programs out there that can do this; some are better than others. I recommend WonderShare’s Streaming Audio Recorder. After you’ve hit record it will automatically detect when the song starts playing (if it isn’t already), and also detects when it ends. This actually allows you to set it to record and it will neatly rip each song on a stream playlist.
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