Hot New Drug Rids You of Scrotum January 23, 2010 5 comments	By Aaron

IMMEDIATE RELEASE – 1/23/2010

TAMPA FLORIDA

Brasky here, with a hot new opportunity that you can’t afford to miss! Are you sick and tired of ecstasy, coke, and LSD? Did mixing these drugs only send you to rehab? Do you often wonder what it would be like to no longer own a scrotum? Well then we have got good news for you!

Introducing Mephedrone! The experimental plant food that gets that seratonin going without all the hassles of illegality! Mephedrone, or Meow Meow as it’s called by fourteen year olds, can be legally purchased from dozens of online sites for a vast range of prices. If Brasky knows you, price will not be an issue! This stuff is a clean high without all that nasty bit about buying from frighteningly sketchy friend of a friends. Pros include euphoria, visceral sensitivity, talkativeness, uncanny interest in mundane topics, heightened awareness, increased confidence, and the ability to perform flawless amateur surgery. Cons include paranoia, itching, addiction, poor financial decision making, nosebleeds, becoming a social pariah, and the distant possibility that the user may tear his or her scrotum free from their body without being upset about doing so.

Just listen to some emphatic customers:

“h0ppinlowrider: Im a meph addict I kill 5g in a night or so.”

“TheCrazyChemist: Snorting this stuff HURTS”

“MephedroneMan: i am going to write an article about the pros and cons of mephedrone and it will be better than anyone else’s”

LIMITED TIME ONLY! Mephedrone has only been around for a couple of years, so make sure to get dangerously far into it now before it gets really hot and the law decides to get involved! Get rid of unwanted testicle retention TODAY!

(Less cheeky legal retainer: Brasky.org does not condone the use of unscheduled or experimental drugs, unless you are one of those people that would probably do it anyway, in which case, bombs away, chief.)

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