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Last week I was talking to my boss in our office in downtown Miami office when suddenly something caught his eye – “…wait–is that really happening?” I follow his gaze out the window to spot a man getting vigorously humped by a large black dog — right on the sidewalk on Miami’s otherwise-posh Brickell Avenue.
This is a picture of a man getting humped by a dog.
Instinctively, I exploded out of the office with camera phone in hand and joined a small group of bystanders, all scrambling for a picture and/or an eyeful of the spectacle. The bum seemed at least 2 intoxicants removed from reality, so I was able to casually shoot the following clip….
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This went on for about 30 minutes. Eventually the dog humped itself to exhaustion and found a comfy plot of concrete next to his soulmate (who was feeling cuddly)
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No word on what became of our undoubtedly-smelly hobo friend, but I don’t think there are too many more rungs to which you can slip after the “humped by dog in public” rung. My guess is that he was gang-raped and eaten alive by the other rabid bums that thickly pervade downtown Miami.
CONCLUSION:
- being a bum = fail
- sex with dog = fail
- both at same time = OK
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Effed in the A
Bank and law firm owners on Millionaire’s Row have brainstormed ways to deal with their protesters. This is round one of putting their ideas into action.
this is old
Aaron said:
lol! apropos.
You’re in impostor